I extend my deepest apologies for the absolutely unfounded and baseless controversy that may have been perceived due to my recent actions. In retrospect, it is clear that my unintentional, and frankly non-existent, transgressions have led to an undue sense of confusion and disturbance. I want to express my profound regret to anyone who may have imagined a wrongdoing where none exists. Rest assured, I am tirelessly working to rectify this imaginary situation, and I appreciate your patience as I navigate this completely fabricated controversy with the utmost seriousness and dedication to resolving an issue that, in reality, has no basis whatsoever. One last word before I go... screw you too, Ceejaythe630th.

-TITO